‘Twas the Day After Christmas and all through my house
Everyone was still sleeping – as snug as a…um…mouse?
I was frantically searching for gifts I haven’t yet bought
It’s that my bro’s come this weekend – NOT that I forgot!
My wallet is empty …my pocketbook to let.
Thank goodness for gift cards! …or I’d be in major debt!
To Amazon! To Ebay! To [other sites that don’t rhyme]!
Shipping is outrageous!! – I’m running out of time!!