If you Give a Teacher a Gift Card…

…she will want to buy supplies, and she will ask you to take her to the Teacher Store.

If you take her to the Teacher Store, she will ask you to go in with her so she will have someone to exclaim with over all of the cuteness. (If you do not exclaim over the cuteness, her feelings will be hurt.)

If you go inside with her, she will ask you to help carry the items, because those carts are just too small.

If you help her carry the items, she will ask your opinion of which items she really needs.

If you give her your opinion, she will spend the next ten minutes explaining why she needs each one.

You will sigh.

After ten minutes, she will have convinced herself which items she needs and will ask you to put the extras back.

If you put the extras back, she will second-guess herself and want to see them all again.

When she finally decides, you will help her carry them to the register.

When she reaches the register, she will remember she has a coupon, and will dig in her purse to find it.

When she cannot find it, she will ask you if you have it.

When you say you do not have it, she will empty everything out of her purse onto the floor of the store to find it.

When she has found the coupon, she will give it to the cashier, and the cashier will give her the total.

When the cashier gives her the total, she will realize she forgot the gift card…

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