10 Ways to Cut Calories (Without really trying) Part 1

I don’t do diets.

They’re too much work, and they don’t really work.

My sisters don’t diet either, but they got the magical fairy pixie dust gene that makes them super tiny.* (Seriously, they could have been models in a previous life.) Next to them, I feel like Big AL hanging out with the cheerleaders.

Although I’ve come to grips with the fact that I’m never going to be as tiny as my sisters (I’m four inches taller than one and six inches taller than the other, and I don’t have hollow bones.), I don’t want to actually be Big AL hanging out with the cheerleaders.